ejaculito

A small amount of jism. Usually on, or around, the chin.

Steve's mom was giving me a blow job. I blew my load and she swallowed it all except some ejaculito on her chin.

by CarlSpakler October 18, 2008

Ejaculocation

Places where you have released seminal fluids. Usually funny.

I was really bored at school waiting to be picked up, so I masturbated and came on the counselors' office door handle. Best ejaculocation ever.

by Blueballs9' March 6, 2011

Ejaculist

An ultra-egomaniac, in "most" cases those with a small dick trying to buy something they don't have any control over..

Mr. Manhattan's new sports car makes him a major ejaculist.

by 2Nobody2 December 9, 2011

Ejaculitus

Where before sex, one is so worried about ejaculating early, one cannot bring himself to preform sexually alltogether.

My night didn't go so well. After dinner and a movie, we reached the bedroom. I was so nervous, I got a case of the ejaculitus, so she left laughing. To make matters worse, she posted it all over her FaceBook.

by CAM MICHAEL November 14, 2011

ejaculosorous

when ones erect penis has balls that are abnormally small balls.

daniels erection reach it’s end, an ejaculosorous event.

by you lick June 10, 2020

Ejaculight

An occurrence that happens only to pre-pubescent seahorses . It’s when the male seahorse finds a fish carcass floating around, then it positions the fish body to be at a 73 degree angle from the nose of the seahorse. From there the pre- pubescent seahorse sticks it twig sized dick into the fish carcass, any opening works as long as it’s not the fish mouth to make sure the fish teeth don’t damage their dick. After the micro dick is in the fish, the seahorse repeatedly, extremely aggressively humps the poor fish’s flesh. When the seahorse finally ejaculates into the carcass it releases a hormone that causes the fish the glow. Slowly the seahorse will pull its minuscule dick out and make squeaks of pleasure and joy. This attracts the other pre- pubescent male seahorses to come rushing towards the original seahorse to fuck its tiny hairless body till it dies from the ever most painful pleasure.

Damn that pre-pubescent seahorse must be beginning the process of ejaculight.

by helislapp November 28, 2023

internal ejacultion

when u sit on ur own cock and u cream in ur own ass

Leeroy: DUDE I LOST MY VIRGINITY
Ceebus: No way how

Leeroy: I found this new thing called internal ejacultion, maybe u should try it when u get home "wink"

by coochiepuncher69420 September 20, 2023