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egberted

When a perfectly intelligent person shows a random extreme drop in IQ that causes an unexplainable mistake usually with the IT field but can be applied to all real world situations.
Man, he called about his email not working, and now his tower is fried. You egberted the hell out of that trouble ticket.
by midnightmag June 18, 2011
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Egertonitis

A crippling disease that affects Egerton Arms A players both mentally and physically. When a player sees the finishing line, he farts so much so that he follows through. Sufferers shake like shitting dogs before ultimately missing a finish that a blind man on a galloping horse would get.
Fuck me what a bottle job, he must have Egertonitis!
by Unluckkyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2024
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charlotte eggerton

is a real nice, caring, girl. as a friend or boyfriend you couldnt ask for anyone better. she is real pretty and personality is immense ilove you.
yo. she is well pretty thats a charlotte eggerton
by kieran griffiths March 7, 2012
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Jacob Egerton

A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)
Bro Asians are supposed to be smart, you are a whole Jacob Egerton
by RainbowishUnicorn1 June 10, 2019
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Kaitlyn egerton

She’s very short
by hotmomsonmypp69 September 20, 2023
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John Egbert

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
Person 1: Yo, have you read Homestuck?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.
by PoisIvy February 16, 2024
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Harry Anderson Egbert

The biological child of Roxy Lalonde and John Egbert in the Candy Epilogue of the hit Webcomic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie.

He is Matesprits with Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde and best friends with Tavros Crocker.
Damn the kid is such a Harry Anderson Egbert smh
Because he's a femboy?
Yeah
by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022
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