essay gut

The bulging stomach area that results from sitting in a library for periods up to a month during the dreaded essay time. Students tend to eat junk food and heavily caffeinated beverages during this time without much exercise, resulting in weight gain.

Wanna go clubbing next weekend after our essays are due?

Sure... I just need to get to the gym and lose this essay gut.

by ndidds April 27, 2009

Eyssa

Eyssa is annoying, got a weird ass haircut and a goofy looking fit. He asks the teacher dumbass questions like "miss, why are we reading this" halfway through the lesson. He gets zero bitches, the chances of your local Eyssa getting a bitch is defined as unnatural. Hes hated by the whole class, was kinda chill at first but went back to being an annoying bowl cut looking fool. He wears a belt with an untucked shirt and his underwear sticks out in a failed attempt to look like a roadman. If you spot an Eyssa, inform your local Bozo care home in order to take him back to his clown fest.

"Gah dayum, that Eyssa looking hella goofy."

by hdkah February 13, 2022

Hanging Essay

A essay written with a massive hangover, to a very poor standard.

Bloke 1: "Mate have you done the coursework"
Bloke 2: " Yeah I wrote a hanging essay yesterday"

by Jollyva March 14, 2011

Essam

Essam is a human that is one of a kind, they are smart, strong, and will be a very successful person on whatever that they put their mind to. Essam’s will get many girls and will usually be very rich by the end of their lives

Hey! Is that a Essam because he’s super cute, strong, and rich!

by Big dawg status February 20, 2019

essay

a long, written, assignment that could have been explained in two or three sentences.

billy said: "instead of writing an essay on the brain i wrote this, 'the brain in the nervous center of the body. without it we would not be able to do things like breathe. it works by sending electric impulses to the muscles in your body...the end'"

((of course he got a F+))

by chiunit May 13, 2009

Elessa

Is a Queen. She helps her friends and always wants them to be happy. She is very cute and understanding. I love her so much ♡♡♡

1: Can we talk? I need someone.
Elessa: Sure! Whats going on?

by JeonginsKopfkissen September 17, 2019

Eesha

Eesha the main savage of them all

Yo its Eesha the sav

by savageinthehouse December 11, 2016