extended shower

When one takes extra long in the shower because he/she needs to masturbate either in, before, or after the shower. Often happening when a guest has his girlfriend over at the host's house and gets action resulting in blue balls.

Dude 1: Dude, why did you just take a 30 minute shower at 3 O'Clock in the morning at my house?

Dude 2: Sorry man needed that extended shower.

by Coco Puff tha Don April 8, 2008

Estendo

Describes a large capacity magazine for a firearm.

Yo, can I gets an estendo fo dat Glock??

by Tomgunn April 21, 2009

Eaten themself

A person is so fat they look like they have eaten themselves and there is 2 of that person, one person inside and one person outside.

That person is so fat it looks like they have eaten themself

by Rafphillips June 7, 2014

Double Entendre

A phrase, saying or sentence that can be interpreted in two different ways. One of which is usually dirty.

An unintentional double entendre that happened to me at work

Me working at store: Do you want me to put that in a bag?
Female customer: Yes please.
Me: Do you want a regular sized one or a huge one?
Customer: I want a huge one, do you have a huge one?
Me: Oh, I've got a huge one alright.

by OK Andrew November 19, 2006

double faced entendre

Term coined by musical artist Oliver Tree. Somebody who has two totally different personalities. Unbeknownst to you; One side being an angel, the other side being a devil.

"My ex had a seemingly sweet and caring personality, but when you needed her most she could be a total bitch. She was a double faced entendre."

by Happy454 June 23, 2021

extend grace

Giving mercy (aka grace) to someone when they most definitely don't deserve it.

Extend grace: Holding your tongue when someone cuts you off in traffic.

by KDazzle February 24, 2014

Face like a half eaten hamburger

Not attractive.

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!

by smurfette5 August 21, 2012