You eat babies!

The next internet Meme. Said by John Marston to a sasquatch on undead nightmare, red dead redemption. spread it and let it be known!

Sasquatch: We eat berries, and mushrooms you fool!

John Marston: You eat babies!

by thebigASSbuster May 13, 2011

You Are What You Eat

A comeback for fat people.

Bully:You know, you are what you eat >:D
Fat Kid:Maybe that's why you're such a dick >:D

by DDSavage April 2, 2016

don't shit where you eat

This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").

Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"

by whodey June 16, 2004

You Are What You Eat

A racist term directed to white people.

Yo Mark's eating a cracker you are what you eat so hes a white ass cracker.

by DDSavage September 2, 2015

I'll make you eat those words

I will make you take back what you just said

Warrior: Mages are so bad in battle they would just hinder progress.

Mage: I'll make you eat those words.

by Light Joker March 16, 2004

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning, there's no point in arguing with you because you adamantly believe in a scientific fallacy- something that has been scientifically/socially proven to be false

father: son, your bloody report card is here.

son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2015

sometimes you eat the bear

Sometimes you eat the bear ... and sometimes the bear eats you. Expression describing the bipolar nature of life, the universe and everything, popularised among other places in the movie The Big Lebowski and fifty percent proven, at any rate, by the life of Timothy Treadwell.

Well, dude, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. But why d'ya have to use so many cuss words along they way?

by Fearman April 1, 2008