When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
by Politic Ric October 31, 2010
Get the The Spread Eagle Has Landed mug.by Briget Smiles December 3, 2010
Get the The Spreading Eagle mug.Nigg1: I got bad news for ya bruh...
Nigg2: Whatcha talkin bout my nigg?
Nigg1: I caught yur girl Doing the Eagle on ya bruh...
Nigg2: Damn... I'm gonna kill that bitch...
Nigg2: Whatcha talkin bout my nigg?
Nigg1: I caught yur girl Doing the Eagle on ya bruh...
Nigg2: Damn... I'm gonna kill that bitch...
by Jdizz1904 May 7, 2009
Get the Doing the Eagle mug.defeating the boss character Ridley in one of the metroid games (especially super Metroid). the term originates from a series of meme posts from nintendo's short lived social network where the person (likely a young child) known as "Pauly" played through Super Metroid posting hilariously cringey posts like "why can't metroid crawl?!?!"
by ojo_tango October 21, 2021
Get the beat the eagle mug.When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.
After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.
After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.
Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.
by The Bearded Eagle October 17, 2019
Get the The Bearded Eagle mug.The mascot for the Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles rugby league team. Egor's legend grew after an incident that occured on the sideline during a match between rivals Manly and the Newcastle Knights at Bluetongue Stadium, Gosford. A drunk Newcastle fan who was sick of seeing his team getting it's ass whooped, jumped the fence and suckerpunched an oblivious Egor, who was busy working the crowd. Upon realising the situation, Egor proceeded to bash the absolute shit out the man to the rapturous applause of the crowd.
The event has since entered Australian sporting folklore and established Egor as a man in an eagle suit not to be fucked with.
The event has since entered Australian sporting folklore and established Egor as a man in an eagle suit not to be fucked with.
by Kool-Moe-Dee January 20, 2011
Get the Egor the Eagle mug.When a girl passes out drunk, and you shave off all the hair on her head (this may be tougher on girls with facial hair) and jizz all over her bald head, Like a bald eagle, Madjestic in every way.
Me and Larry gave a girl The American eagle at D-mans party and ruined her life! It took her months to grow all that hair back!
by Philopean September 11, 2006
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