photographic evidence posthaste

The gentlemen-like way of requesting pictures. More so than "PICS NAO" is anyway.

Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"

by Yams January 16, 2008

Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.

I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

by Dego Dan August 10, 2007

Hard Evidence

Official proof that something/someone is of boner producing quality. "hard evidence" must be confirmed by at least two people to constitute its legitimacy.

"I'm pretty sure Mrs. Moses just licked her lips and moaned at me, I have some hard evidence to back that claim up."

"AJ, the grammar police are here. They want to speak to you about your run-on sentences. One of them is a sexy female cop. You can tell because of my hard evidence."

by AJWar May 21, 2010

Evidently

An idiot's word of choice to begin their sentence with, especially after some heavy thinking (which they struggle with) has led them to come to a conclusion.

Dennis: Coach my shot never misses.
*airballs layup*

Lamarche: Evidently, you can't even get the basics right.

by MrFly August 28, 2016

bury the evidence

Swallow cum

I love a bitch I can nut in and dont have to worry about her getting pregnant. I bury the evidence in her mfkn throat!!

by Teek1247 September 13, 2018

Evidence

People who are named Evidence are one of the best people to have in your life. He is well known in school and everyone doesn't mind him at all and he is calm with most people. He can always put a smile on those who are upset or depressed. He is also quite handsome and quite tall and has an average size. He is kind, gentle, funny, caring and also straightforward. If your upset or depressed, he is definitely someone you can trust. When you tell him your problems he will find a way to support you and bring you back up even if he doesn't know what to say, he will always say something that will put a smile on your face. He is always positive and rarely negative. Always happy but when he isn't in a good mood it better if you leave him alone unless you're a really close friend that he trusts.

He loves his friends but mostly loves his family more and puts them first. He can easily make a friend when he wants to. He loves to hang out with his friends and they always tend to have a good day when he is around.
The type of girls he likes are mostly black or light skin girls with a big back and chest but he mainly loves any girl with a good personality, good looks, and freakiness. If he sees a girl he likes, he will try his best to move to them but he mostly prefers to be friends with them. He is cool with most girls in his school and he isn't like other guys who freak out when girls hold their arm or lay on their lap.

Evidence is so Kind and charming!!!

by Urban Dictionary > Dictionary January 9, 2020

Evidence Hound

In forensics, it a person that can prove any claim with some obscure piece of evidence. Evidence hounds are characterized by spending countless hours on the internet amassing information and evidence on debate resolutions. Evidence hounds are especially found within the realm of Policy Debate.

Girl 1: "Wow, Rab just proved that Jesus was black. He must be an evidence hound."
Girl 2: "Yeah...I just creamed myself while listening to him spew out all that evidence."

by Cremaster April 11, 2007