Elapseterbate

The act of masterbating too pass extended amounts of time.

Mikee: Im so bored im about to elapseterbate the hours away till my dood calls me.

by Johnny twotoes November 24, 2009

ESCAPE PLAN

a plan through which you escape a life of quiet desperation. escape the rat race of soul crushing jobs that breed misery and take a chance on your passion. even if you have 2 hours a day free, u gotta make sure you're caffeinated and ready to work on executing the ESCAPE PLAN.

premise of travis scotts song ESCAPE PLAN

Todd thinks his podcast with his friends is his escape plan from dental school

12 figure estate plans that was the estate plan

by pd51 June 24, 2022

escape the night

Escape the night is a show on YouTube. It has different YouTubers based on a scary,Action and drama. They do different challenges and in every episode someone dies. There is two seasons starting a third season next year.

"Hey have you seen Escape the night before?!"

by Therealgirl0822 April 18, 2018

Escape Goat

A slang used by idiots who do not realize the term is scapegoat

Somehow, this slang is becoming popular and I'm hearing it more and more. Please, stop the ignorance.

"I felt like the escape goat!!"
"You mean scapegoat, you dimwit!"

by The Queen Of Chodes January 2, 2005

Escape The Fate

A rock band based in Las Vegas, Nevada. Signed to Epitaph Records by winning a local radio contest.My Chemical Romance was to pick a song from a local band and have them perform on stage at their Vegas show. The group is Ronnie Radke vocals, Max Green bass, Bryan Money guitar, Omar Espinosa guitar, and Robert Ortiz drums. Is known for enerjetic shows and making the crowds scream for more.

Hailing from

Max - Cincinnati,Ohio.
Ronnie - Las Vegas,Nevada
Bryan - Las Vegas,Nevada
Omar - California
Robert - Las Vegas,Nevada

Friend: Hey, I just heard you guys won on Extreme Radio.
Max: Shut up dude don't fuck with me, don't do that.
Friend: No really.
Max: Okay I'm calling Extreme Radio later.

.... Calling Extreme Radio ....

Person: Hello?
Max: Hey, who won the My Chemical Romance show?
Person: Escape the fate.
Max: ...freaking out on the phone...

by [[Bugger]] July 1, 2006

pussy escape

A more realistic and better way of describing when your girl goes into labor and begins the birthing process.

"We're at 3 centimeters and it looks like the pussy escape will be happening tonight." - MFJ

by WolfmanChi December 16, 2013

Escapium

An internationally recognised currency that can be used to purchase items and devices that aid in the escape from invading zombie hoards.

Escapium is green, rectangular, and is more valuable than Unobtainium.

"This magical zombie repellent costs four bars of Escapium."

by stuff4u March 6, 2010