web enabled

A label given to something which has the ability to access the World Wide Web.

My new mobile is web enabled.

by sublimal June 24, 2004

web enabled

To take an othewise perfectly functional device or peice of software, slow it down, make it buggy and general make a mess of things for the sole purpose of being able to browse pron directly on the app/device

All the recent versions of Office have been flakey as hell since they web-enabled the suite.

by KillAllHumans September 14, 2004

Penis Enabler

A girl who provides blow jobs or hand jobs to a select guy she really has no intrest in. But doesnt want to offend him once he's whipped it out, so just goes along with it.

Friend #1: She is such a penis enabler.
Friend #2: No,She just felt bad once he already took it out.

by Trouble_gurl August 9, 2010

fag enabler

A good person, who is accepting of most people, mainly homosexuals. Initially intended as an insult, but vastly unaffective seeing as most fag enablers are proud to be fag enablers.

-Did you hear about that fag enabler Heith Ledger?
-Yeah, it's a shame we lost such an open-minded person.

by Nathan Proctor March 3, 2008

enables the tables

also means rocks my socks

whoa! that song enables the tables!

by anonymous April 4, 2004

meta-enabling

Writing about lowbrow things in a highbrow way.

Occurs frequently on blogs and Tumblr.

Person 1: "I just wrote a Tumblr post about how the remix of R. Kelly's Ignition is best song of the decade."
Person 2: "Dude, you realize that you are meta-enabling?"
Person 1: "Yeah, but I need to generate pageviews without losing my high-end advertising — or my self-regard."

by hashtaghashtag December 5, 2009

Jager-Enabler

Someone who waits until you're vulnerable then hits you with one or more Jager-bombs, thus ensuring that your night of drinking immediately takes a turn for the worse.

I can't remember a thing about last night. John is a real Jager-Enabler...he kept on buying rounds of Jager-bombs and I will never forgive him for it.

by Ditzyharpy March 19, 2009