Dumpkin Donut

Getting a blowjob from someone who is taking a dump and the same time while you are eating a donut.

Dude - I had the most wonderful Dumpkin Donut this morning. The old lady blew me while she was taking a dump and I was eating a donut at the same time.

by Vic Thrust February 25, 2021

Peach dumpling

Slang for ballsack

Damn she just sucked on my peach dumpling

by SilkyBoy May 14, 2020

bubba dumpling

The man that rides on the deans truck, with the sole purpose of blowing the driver.

That blowjob bubba dumpling gave on truck number 4 was epic.

by Nut Walters January 6, 2015

Golden Dumpling

When one takes a shit on someone else, either chest or face, then pisses on it

Honey would you like some to try a golden dumpling tonight ?

by WarrenHughPete July 2, 2020

Li’l Dumpling

A plump toddler with a big tummy that makes them sway back and forth while walking on sandy beaches.

“Li’l Dumpling,” Momma said, “your mushroom soup is ready.”

by TrishaE January 6, 2020

F𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠

Futsal Dumpling- Not to be confused with dumpling futsal . This is when a ball used in futsal is wrapped and made into a dumpling , many people do this practice as the ball gives the elasticity of the food and the hollow nature of the ball allows more flavours to be kept inside the dumpling . Futsal dumplings have been a tradition all around the word , sometimes when element dumplings cannot be made futsal dumplings are used instead . Futsal dumplings are very crucial to a human’s life as we cannot survive without them .

𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘯 𝘏𝘢𝘰’𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 F𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 !

by escheniscool March 1, 2019

throat dumpling

A big wad of snot, saliva, and other crud coughed or hacked up from one's throat/lungs. It is is typically spat onto the ground. The throat dumpling can be swallowed, but it is not recommended.

I just coughed up a big yellow throat dumpling and spit it onto the sidewalk.

by WesNile January 15, 2008