Umbridge

Umbridge- Harry Potter character who everyone hates. If you like her, well, face the facts. You don't. Words frequently used to describe her include, (but are not limited to,), toad, fattie, bish. Admit it, you wanted her dead more then you wanted Voldemort dead

Umbridge was one of the charecters who survived. Can you imagine?! Killing Fred, but not a toad?!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Mama Umbridge

Originally from the Harry Potter fan-made play, "A Very Potter Sequel" (the Sequel to AVPM). Based on the character Dolores Umbridge in the Potter books, it is played by a musculuar man in a dress in the play who claims to be the neww "mama" of Hogwarts. In real life, it is the one straight guy who's female friends take total advantage of him in many different ways.

Female friend: Mama, you wanna go to the school and but me a breast cancer cookie?
Mama Umbridge: Sure, I'll be back in a minute.
-While gone, female friends relinquish Mama's seat to an intimidating looking upper classman- Mama returns with cookies for everyone at the over crowded lunch table-
Mama Umbridge: Hey, what happened to my chair?!?
Female friend: That guy took it.
Mama Umbridge: I'll just stand.
Female Friends: And a very lovin' and carin' Mama he is!

by frumpy daughter November 5, 2010

umbridge

umbridge: that small trail of hair below the navel that leads to the pubic area

Mary 's umbridge was hidden by her swimsuit.

by My Man Mike January 6, 2017

dumbingest

When someone says something so unbelievably stupid and unheard of, that there is simply no dumber solution to a problem that could have been suggested. Mostly used in political disagreements.

Suggesting that we simply rid American health care of insurance companies and allow doctors to fight for business directly with patients (with no safety net of long term or intensive care) is the dumbingest solution to the US healthcare crisis I've ever heard.

by BruceLeah July 24, 2017

umbridge

(noun)

Definition: the opposite or antonym of an orgasm.

"When I saw her revolting toadface at the door to the Room of Requirement, I had a sudden multiple umbridge. Puked my guts out from violent hatred and sheer misery."

"If you keep talking to me like this I'm going to have an umbridge."

by Kekkoen June 25, 2021

DumbBiden

When you have to purchase an Electric or Hybrid vehicle due to an Imbecile ending energy independence

I sold my Ram for a Hybrid due to DumbBiden

by JLyleB July 12, 2022

Durridge

a way to decribe something or someone that is of no value or is useless. Anything or anyone that fails to do it's job properly.

"Don't invite him to the party, he's a load of durridge"

by AngleseyEgg October 15, 2008