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dickmometer

Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.
Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?

Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.
by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014
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dickmonstrole

A man or woman with a love FO YO DIACK!!!!
Jenna is such a dickmonstrole, she sucked me so hard last night!
by BOB'S-MOM'S-DICK November 4, 2014
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Canadian Duckhorn

1. (v) The act of forcefully engaging in rapid anal sex so the penis forces air into the duck, then quickly pulling the duck off, turning it around and squeezing it so the escaping gas makes a frapping noise.
Sven made the loudest Canadian Duckhorn I have ever heard.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006
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Duckloop

To remove the extraneous variables from a line of ducks so that the ducklings form an infinitely spinning circle.
Person 1: "Roar! Boo!" (Duck line turns 180 degrees)
Person 2: SNATCH! (Takes mother duck.)
(First duckling follows last duckling.)
(Duckloop achieved!)
by Máfortion January 31, 2009
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Duckhook

A golfing term that denotes a wildly extreme hook shot (right to left ball flight for a right handed player and the opposite of a slice or banana ball) Usually caused by an inside to outside swing path with a closed club face imparting severe counter clockwise spin on the ball at impact. It is the very ugly big brother of the Draw shot. See also, Power Draw.
It can be even more severe if the player also pulls the ball across his body in addition to the afore mentioned swing flaws, resulting in a "Pull Hook"..
Hey Lyndy, nice duckhook ! it looks like you'll be playing out of the wrong fairway.......AGAIN!
by Duckhooker September 16, 2007
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dickmove

An action by a politician that is absolutely illegal but is done anyway because they know they can get away with it.
What Bill Clinton did on Super Tuesday in Massachusetts was a total. dickmove.
by NexusSix August 15, 2016
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Duckfowl

duckfowl is a special type of duck who sells flex tap. Only one of kind. Very op. This was discovered by the one and only dev, he deserves a lot. Pls don’t reject this urban dictionary :c
I like duckfowl!
by LolliHasACoffeeAddiction January 27, 2019
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