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Duct Tape

God's gift to man. The perfect mix between untility and cost. The average sized role of duct tape costs less than $2 and is availiable to be purchased almost anywhere. Duct tape is not as sticky as Gorrila Tape, but it is much less expensive and more easily obtained. Every man must have a roll of duct tape somewhere. It is the perfect addition to the car, utility closet and tool box of anyone.

Duct tape was origionally created during World War 2 for the US military to water-proof ammunition crates in the wet climates of the Pacific and Northern Europe. The water-proof qualities earned it the name Duck Tape as it repelled water like a duck's feathers. GIs then began using this tape for fixing things in the field. After the war, this useful product was unsuccesfully used to seal duct work (hence the generic name) later to be replaced by foil tape. The two main producers of quality duct tape are Duck Tape and 3M. It is ussually found in the full-sized, gray roll. However, it can be found in many colors and sizes with many backings (plastic, rubber, fibered etc).
Something is officialy broken when it cannot be fixed with duct tape.
by northendwhitetrash September 29, 2008
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Academic Decathlon

founded in the sixties by some guy from orange co. California.

Where a group of nine kids get together and study for a year on a designated topic (i.e. ancient civlizations) in hope to master 10 different skill areas. Incredibly hard competition at the national level and most likely california will win.

a joke is some states, and serious business in others.

a safe haven for the incredibly nerdy or naturally brilliant.
U.S.A.D. . . . umm it was fun and i learned stuff, but best of all it looks good on my resume`.
by anon. April 20, 2005
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Ducati

A two wheeled money pit, sexy beyond words, enough to drive a normal person insane with lustful passion, and to empty any wallet. Universally despised by the larger motorcycle community that can't afford to own one.
Ducati bikes are practical, reliable, and affordable, and people never spend any money to customize them.... NOT!
by LAZYDUC December 25, 2008
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duct tape

Person 1: And then I was like "omg," and then he was like "wtf" and i was like "idk" and he was like "stfu"

Person 2: wishes he had duct tape.
by maddipaddypicasso May 25, 2009
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Ducati

Legends on wheels. Makers of the finest, fastest and sexiest two wheeled machines ever!
Have a look on www.ducati.com
by Mortuus February 2, 2004
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Duck-Ducting

The act of abducting a duck.
"You know what I feel like doing today?" Joe said.
"What is that, Joe?" Asked Bob.
"I feel like duck-ducting." Joe replied,
by Joe the Hoe November 6, 2012
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Ducati

Trinity was riding a Ducati 996 in the matrix reloaded.
by Elgeoharris December 9, 2003
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