drunkmatic

When someone becomes intoxicated for the express purpose of being dramatic

Ricky burnt his gay ass hand to be drunkmatic.

by rickylovescock May 9, 2008

Drunkassedness

Being in a state of ridiculous drunkeness resulting in those around you to have less of a good time.

Dude, Sam's drunkassedness last night was such a buzzkill. He threw up all over my favorite shoes and punched 4 holes in my wall.

by TR32 May 9, 2011

drunkmaus

A name given to a person with a 10ft long penis. Often making emil's jealous of its size. No woman can resist them and they are the ultimate sexual partner

Hey do you see that guy with the massive dick over there?

Yea, he's a DrunkMaus

by DaManOfEpic September 17, 2016

Drunkasaurus Rex

The drunk person in your neighborhood known for doing yardward with a beer in one hand and lawnmower in the other; Also known for walking his dog while drinking beer;

Look! Drunkasaurus Rex is using the hedge trimmers! Better call 911 now!

by Trev's Mom June 5, 2016

drunkmajor

someone who makes you the happiest no matter what. whenever you are around them you feel the best, you care about them more than anything. someone who you know will be in your future no matter what.

Connor is the only drunkmajor for me

by bharlet October 12, 2020

drunkmajor

someone who makes you the happiest no matter what. whenever you are around them you feel the best, you care about them more than anything. someone who you know will be in your future no matter what

Connor is the only drunkmajor for me

by bharlet October 12, 2020

Dunkmaster darius

The ultimate douchebag. Fueled with protein and all the chad might one can get. Dunkmaster darius is the most handsome, most sexy, most dunktatstic skin in league of legends.
You can never be a darius main without this skin.
Why is it, three reasons :

D
U
And unk
All shall tremble before the dank dunkmaster.

Oh shit, get ready to be dunked, cuz Dunkmaster darius has arrived

by BanRangedTopsPLS March 28, 2022