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by FuckinRacistShitBag February 25, 2020
Get the Dried Lettuce mug.A semi-slang term used to describe one extreme possible of a man's testicles. It is characterized by an oval shape of the testicles that are hung well below maximum tightness, similar to dried prunes.
The opposite extreme is referred to as "tight cherries"
It is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor testicles that hang just behind the penis and that both testicles are of similar size.
The opposite extreme is referred to as "tight cherries"
It is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor testicles that hang just behind the penis and that both testicles are of similar size.
As he pulled down his pants i could feel myself puke as i watched his dried prunes almost touch the ground. If he wasn't 20 i would've thought he was a middle aged man.
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Get the dried prunes mug.by malffi December 5, 2010
Get the dried-out mug.When a man's partner sucks his dick too far and gags. The partner proceeds to throw up into the man's ass, and eats out the barf with dried pineapple like one would eat salsa.
Patrick: Whats that shit around Hannah's mouth?
Adam: You didn't hear? She gave Nick a dried pineapple.
Adam: You didn't hear? She gave Nick a dried pineapple.
by Yo Fresh May 24, 2007
Get the dried pineapple mug.1. A symptom of abstinence (often involuntary) found in males who have been devoid of sexual intimacy for an interim of 6 months or more.
2. Subsidiary of dry spell.
2. Subsidiary of dry spell.
Dr. Virile: Are you sexually active?
Mr. Sadpeep: NO I haven't gotten any in like 7 months...
Dr. Virile: I see, so this fatigue and trouble urinating started recently?
Mr. Sadpeep:Yeah Doc, do you know whats wrong with me?
Dr. Virile: unfortunately son you are dried out, my diagnosis is D.O.S: Dried out syndrome.
Mr. Sadpeep: OH MY GOD.
Dr. Virile: Its serious but treatable, I'm going to write a prescription for a beautiful woman, its a drug know as nymphotrin and it counteracts your symptoms by satisfying sexual impulses...just apply it to your penis and you should be fine, if your condition worsens you may be gay, then I advise a stronger dosage of another drug. In any case somebody needs to hit that, get down, and rock your cock, capisce?
Mr. Sadpeep: NO I haven't gotten any in like 7 months...
Dr. Virile: I see, so this fatigue and trouble urinating started recently?
Mr. Sadpeep:Yeah Doc, do you know whats wrong with me?
Dr. Virile: unfortunately son you are dried out, my diagnosis is D.O.S: Dried out syndrome.
Mr. Sadpeep: OH MY GOD.
Dr. Virile: Its serious but treatable, I'm going to write a prescription for a beautiful woman, its a drug know as nymphotrin and it counteracts your symptoms by satisfying sexual impulses...just apply it to your penis and you should be fine, if your condition worsens you may be gay, then I advise a stronger dosage of another drug. In any case somebody needs to hit that, get down, and rock your cock, capisce?
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