Drunken Volcano

When you are drunk and laying on your back and you throw up all over your face. The vomit coming up resembles an erupting volcano.

Kellie was passed out on her floor last night and she made a drunken volcano.

by MikeFromDilley January 30, 2005

drunken noodle

When you have had a hard night on the cocaine and beer, and the wife asks for sex but your penis behaves like a drunken noodle

Billy got home from the party and his wife was up for some hole pumping but when she put her hands down his pants she was very disappointed as all she found was a drunken noodle.

by cocolover March 30, 2015

Drakenstein

A Dutch sentence referring to a typical below average woman who thinks she has the privilege to be in the room with you as an above average man. Mostly spotted with sharp clothes to show any curve for attention.

A typical ugly Becky would fit the description.

(1) Look at that drakenstein over there. She thinks she’s got it.

(2) Did you see that drakenstein? Yeah man. Not my cup of tea.

(3) Check die drakenstein dan. Ik sla over. Leuke tieten; meer niet.

by Draakdrake October 13, 2020

Dranker

One who participates in binge drinking; a heavy alcohol consumer. Usually drinks to the point of obliteration 3+ days of the week.

Person A: "Yo, you know know the kids who live across the hall?"
Person B: "Yeeah, those guys are DRANKERS."

"You tryin' to DRANK?"

by TheHOMan October 8, 2011

Drunkenmiller's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, this law states that the longer a online political debate continues the more likely it is that someone will bring up George W. Bush, typically totally out of context. When this occurs the person who invokes Drunkemiller's Law has lost the argument and the thread should be closed.

"I've always thought that Jimmy Carter was an overrated president."

"Well, at least he's better than Bush! WORST PRESIDENT EVER!"
Drunkenmiller's Law

by Strictnein December 12, 2008

Drunken Conscience

The state of mind you're in when you've been dipping in the sauce. Where all of your normal sober problems hit while you're drunk,which leads you into a spiral of more drinking and or just drunken rambling along with crocodile tears.

Gary:man, this Rum got me on some drunken conscience ish
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago

by Ya Boy Trax July 30, 2010

Drunken Duncan

Sexual act where the female takes a mouthful of some spirit and then performs fellatio.

She was awesome. We raided the minibar for a scotch and she gave me a drunken duncan.

by Senidic August 16, 2011