dooless

Uterly useless and worthless. Describes a person incapable of completing a task or an object that serves no purpose.

You're as dooless as Ashlee Simpson's microphone.

by J. Walt February 13, 2007

do the dooley

Refers to the act of having sex on top of a kitchen counter. Origins unknown.

Girl: What do you want to do tonight?
Guy: Let's do the dooley.

by Sweet Cheese Danish July 7, 2010

Dooleyology

the study of modern track coach, gym teacher, and philosopher J. Dooley

yo lets study dooleyology after p.a.;
"rome wasnt built in a day"
"give a man a fish, he eats for a day. teach a man to fish, he eats for life."

by witrack April 18, 2008

dole warrior

The ultimate breed of the dole dosser species. They are known for showing off the most with their dole money that that tax payers pay for. They're also the most useless sacks of shit that you will find in the deepest and darkest depths of the universe.

Dole Warrior: "The government aren't giving us enough money, I can't buy me expensive clothes from Brown Thomas"

by UpTheRa69 December 12, 2020

Pull a dooley

The act of promising to attend something with your friends, and then the day before the event come up with some sort of implausable excuse to get out of it.

Person 1: "Wheres John today, he said he'd come along with us...?"

Person 2: "He's going to see his uncle today.... looks like he decided to pull a dooley on us."

by Alt. June 8, 2009

Done a dooley

To make a cunt of ones self.

" I just backed my car over the neighbours child.....I totally done a dooley"

by Paulzovich April 28, 2015

dolemite

A tough black mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about.

It's dolemite, baby!!!

by Professor Farnsworth January 10, 2004