Douglas 

A douglas is a penis.

"This girl was acting a fool, so I slapped her in the forehead with my douglas."
"Harry Douglas has a hairy douglas."
"She was really annoying, but I kept her around because she frequently touched my douglas."
"My douglas was cold, so I parked it in the rear."

Douglas by JW#1 November 9, 2008

Douglas 

A very sexy beast. Only for an Emma. Extremely pale and wears a hoodie to disguise there insecurities.

Look is Douglas. Why’s he dating Emma. He’s ugly and pale but has a big shlong. I wish I was dating him

Douglas by Russian god of sex March 27, 2019

Douglas 

Usually a guy who yells in his mic in fortnite and supports gun violence

My teammate just pulled a douglas

Douglas by Bloodworm December 2, 2018

Douglas 

Individuals named, or who use the name Douglas are similar to that of a reverse wine, in the sense that they grow increasingly displeasant as they age. Persons named Douglas typically explore careers in authoritarian roles to compensate for their own lack of common sense. This includes prime minister, patrol officers or teaching (this includes, but is not limited to, being a head teacher, deputy or principal).
His interactions with the general population, opionated view of other people's perspectives and overall existence usually challenges normal views of the modern day society.

Mum: "Honey he's about to say his first words!"
Baby: "Everybody head off to class please recess is over"

Dad: "let's name him Douglas"

Douglas: *Overenthusiastic smile, followed by a firm clasping of both his hands together*

Douglas by It'sYaBoy June 23, 2017

Douglas 

A polite way of referring to oral sex. Originally used by some friends who didn't want children at the pool to be scarred by what the were talking about.

Kat loves to get Douglas.

Douglas by Douglas Enthusiast July 31, 2006

Douglas 

A guy who is always dirty minded and wants to play truth or dare, Always playing the same type of girls and loves putting girls off for fortnite. Always up for a good time loves to eat junk food but never gets fat, Sometimes is a dick but you can count on him.

Sophie: See that douglas Zoe: Ew

Douglas by Jackson208 April 12, 2018

Douglas 

Person that didn't received enough attention as a child and now has no sense of humor and treats everything like it's personal.

Hallie: "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
Robin: "You know there are actual horses being slaughtered for food in some third world countries. Hunger is not a joke to all of us Hallie!"
Hallie: "Stop being such a Douglas Robin."

Douglas by Radley_Magnum July 24, 2017