Douchery

The horrendous acts of unadulterated stupidity perpetrated by baldwin, don and all known associates.

Since Baldwin arrived, the office has been flooded with douchery.

by hamburger2 August 24, 2011

douchify

to add malicious comments to in order to make something or someone more douchey

You always douchify me.

by skatex24x7 January 16, 2011

doucharino

An ultimate douche.

Chris taking his shot for h-o-r-s-e

Jola blocks his shot

Chris: Jola you're a doucharino.

by HMMM P.O.S. November 7, 2012

Car-douchian

Someone who talks incessantly about their "awesome" car or dream car

What do you think of Alan?
Have you heard him talk? He's such a car-douchian.

by Sizzomer Whizzite August 28, 2009

Musical douchery

when the composer or writer of a song puts in a part of a song that makes no sense as to why it would be there and so the only explanation is that it is there simply to screw with the musicians and/or audience

Musician #1 "Why do we go back to minor for three bars? It's completely pointless"
Musician #2 "No idea, must just be some musical douchery"

by Nooche13 February 26, 2011

Douchary

1. douchebaggness

2. state and or period of being a douche
3. you can also "call douchary"

"your an ass hole!.. im calling douchary"

or "calm your douchary, kind sir"

by BeeKayyAllDay January 28, 2010

douchier

verb from the French doucher

(a) shower, in a shower, like a shower
(b) soak, drench
(c) let-down, bummer (slang)

"I didn't think this town could get any douchier."

"The descendants of King David got douchier and douchier."

by eighteen April 14, 2010