doucheosterone

The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.

Jim seems to be exceptional douche bag today. His doucheosterone must be off the charts.

by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018

social douchetard

a socially challenged person with douchey traits

Polly is a douche with no social skills.

Therefore Polly is a social douchetard.

by thesmoothoperator June 16, 2010

douchestep

A genre of music that sounds similar to dubstep, and enjoyed by legions of douchebags.

Vinnie - "Yo bro! You heard the new Skrillex track?"

Me - "No. Sorry Vinnie. I'm not a fan of douchestep."

by mojoroum December 23, 2011

douchetool

The very rare merging of the commonly known douche and the largest known tool to man.

Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:

They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.

Rony "Swisshouse" - Yo Swizzham check out mah facebook name!

Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby

Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools

by thedouchetoolresistanceforce May 25, 2010

Doucheten

A variation of the word douchebag. Pretty much the same meaning

Branden plays football for elmo like a doucheten

by doucheten September 9, 2007

douchestrogen

The hormone that a woman creates in her body that makes her exceptionally douchey.

Wow. Ali has posted her face pic 10 times in the last 2 hours on instagram. Her douchestrogen levels must be high today.

by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018

Douchetit

A lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i.e. boob/tit. A very convenient word, and should be included in many college students' vocabularies. It gets to the point, and leaves people shocked as to how to respond.

Zach: Dude, you're such a douchetit.

Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*

by The All-Seeing Eye December 25, 2008