douchetool

when one won't suffice or a guy just deserves both, its easier to combine than waste your breath to say both.

That guy broke up with her but still stalks her, what a douchetool!!

by WouldYouLikeMeToKickYourAss? December 29, 2009

Douchetotale

Pronounced - doosh-toe-tal

- Used to describe someone who is a total dick...zero redeeming qualities, useless human being who has no idea how much of a prick they actually are.

- This person will actually believe they are charming, however the rest of the world looks at them with disdain.

- Unworthy

That prick interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douchetotale!!

by nickyn74 July 26, 2011

douchetopia

This egocentric wonderland is a museum of six-packs, bulging biceps, boobs, ass, oversized televisions, cars, girlfriends, boyfriends, one night stands, houses, and all together a series of "I'm better than you" road signs. The signs are often strangely appealing and offensive at the same time. Beware of douchetop it's a path of greatly inflated self-worth and a precocious ability to be unaware of other people's problems. While these things on the surface seem appealing... It often results in the person not being cool after all. The douchebag's greatest desire from the start.

Pedro "hey harry want to hit the gym later?"

Harry "Nah man, that place is a total douchetopia."

by Liqa Madiqa December 27, 2011

Doucheish

Slightly douche-like

"What a douche"
"Yeah, it was a bit... doucheish"

by miffyfield October 5, 2012

doucheish

to be douche like, gay, no fun, conceided and a jerk off

Johnny is so doucheish for thinking he is better than eveeryone.

by Tristin Allmond May 3, 2008

Douchewasher

1. A person with qualities of a douche (one who is mean, a buzzkill, an irritating person).

2. Ori. He's a douchewasher.

Daniel: "Dude what's up with Ori, why does he have to be so gay?"

Shlomit: "Yeah dude, he's a total douchewasher."

by Shlomit February 19, 2009

douchetastic

when someone who is normally an idiot does something uncharacteristically well.

Phil usually makes an ass of himself at meetings, but today he was douchetastic!

by master bean flicker April 25, 2010