Douchebageddon

An event or place with a large number of douchebags doing douchebag things.

Yaletown is full of arrogant, obnoxious start-up companies, it's a douchebageddon.

by DarthPaul April 21, 2015

Douchebag

Jake Paul

'Jake Paul is such a douchebag"

by Jordan Rickinson July 27, 2017

Douchebag Sandwich

When you are driving and stuck behind some a-hole going under the speed limit and have another a-hole tailgating you. Unfortunately, by being in the middle of this, means you too are a douchebag.

My ride to work sucked today, as I was once again in the middle of a Douchebag Sandwich.

by jamband October 17, 2014

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!

by Sickomonster December 24, 2020

Douchebag

N - A person with an over inflated ego, coupled with a low intelligence, who has no idea people are making fun on his style or personality

www.submitadouche.com has many examples of the different types of douchebags

by aarone720 March 15, 2010

douchebag quotient

the percentage of complete fucking tools attending any social gathering. normally higher at nightclubs that sell PBR in cans.

shit, fool, douchebag quotient be high tonight. bet the DJ's playing kid rock next.

by woozefa August 11, 2009

Douchebag Sweep

When a sports team loses Game 1 of a playoff series but wins the next four. Usually gives the opponent a sense of hope (especially if Game 1 was an upset loss), but then they take them right back down to Earth, a “douchebag” move.

The 2001 NBA Finals started out by the 76ers getting a huge upset win in LA, but the Lakers completed the douchebag sweep by winning the next four, and thus the championship.

by JoL Anthunee May 22, 2021