Kayne West; The object one becomes when a bully rapper barges on stage, snatches a mic from a 19 year old female country music star who is accepting an award, and announces that another is more deserving of the award; The object one becomes when one stomps on a kitten.
So, who's the douche who just took the mic from that wonderfully talented, deserving musical talent?
by NSP33 September 15, 2009
Get the douchemug. jeniffer's sickeningly filthy minge made the boys gag. so jason did the decent thing; he bought her a multipack of douches for christmas. "oh great!" she exclaimed. "now my vagina won't smell of rotting seafood!" she went into the toilet and got busy.
by dombo June 17, 2004
Get the douchemug. by Bitch please... im from 314. April 5, 2010
Get the douchemug. 1: a jet or current especially of water directed against a part or into a cavity of the body b : an act of cleansing with a douche
2: David Hasselhoff
2: David Hasselhoff
"Dude! I saw the douche from Baywatch get out of his car today in brown, lace-up leather pants, waving his arms like an idiot!"
by WU July 26, 2008
Get the douchemug. It refers to an individual who disappears off the face of the earth, in other words, never calls you back, and, a few months later, you randomly meet at a bar and acts like everything is perfectly normal and greets you with the biggest smile on their face.
by thegirlnextdoorxx October 26, 2012
Get the douchemug. A word to describe an individual (usually male) who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another (total dicks), thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas, (or assholes ps. enema). Also they represent the following names: Tristan, Arthur, Simon
by the person (im stupid 8===>) May 7, 2016
Get the douchemug.