Douchenozzel

The lead douche or douche director of a larger group of douches

John: I was at the pool hall when Jeff and his friends showed up and took over the place.
Doug: Yeah jeff is a real Douchenozzel!

by Antidouche August 26, 2009

douchenoggin

HIGH-larious insult...

Hey Rob.B, You're a Douchenoggin!!

by GiantBrain February 4, 2008

douchenomics

The theory that douchebags get more chicks as they get doucheier. The douchebags go to more parties as they get doucheier which gives them more opportunities to get chicks. However, there is a point where one can get overly douchey and none of the chicks like him. Also, chicks tend to go out with douchebags more often because the doucheier the douchebag, the easier he is to whip (usually).

"The white douchebag frat boy gets more chicks than the awesome chill guy because of simple douchenomics."

by bleech128 September 22, 2009

douchalopikus

Another way to describe a guy who is a douche bag
(doosh-a-lop-cuss)

That guy is a douchalopikus, What a freakin douchalopikus

by 1524p December 8, 2007

Douchenozzled

The act of being so irreversibly drunk that you don't realize how much of a douche bag you are.

Dude, I was so douchenozzled last night I pissed my pants...in my roommates bed.

by Billy Goat Jones December 4, 2010

douchenozilla

The Godzilla of douchenozzles. Towering roughly 300 feet over than your typical douchenozzle; an obnoxious and endlessly frustrating individual.

Zac's not just a douchenozzle, he's Douchenozilla!

or

Goddamn, he's SUCH a Douchenozilla!

by Nova Prime April 14, 2011

douchenozzle

1. A fucking nozzle for a douche bag.
2. A hipster

Look at that hipster over there. He's such a douchenozzle.

by SirCheeks July 20, 2012