douché

Used in the same manner as touché, douché is used when a bro is coming at ya but being a douchebag about it, especially when making a personal jab at you.

Levi: Hey guy, saw you got laid last night, nice job!
Patrick: Oh thanks man, it's been long enough!
Levi: Yeah, too bad she was a porker.

Patrick: Ahh, douché!

by paddywhacks July 23, 2014

Douché

Corruption of the word touché. Used as an acknowledgement during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person while also acknowledging that they are themselves a douche.

A: "It must suck not enjoying things so much."
B: "I get as much enjoyment from being a pretentious critic and feeling superior with my refined tastes".
A: "Douché".

by Syndicate Scribe February 5, 2018

Douché

Douché is a term used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person in a douche like way. Spoken like touché but with douche instead.

John: You can't play basketball well! Your white!
Todd: (nods in agreement) douché john

by MStanding January 22, 2019

Douché

When the person you’re arguing with makes a good point but they’re still an asshole.

P1: I’m all for gun control, gun’s kill.

P2: But sometimes gun’s save lives.

P1: Douché

by Lemmiwinksgolfs May 6, 2021

douché

The opposite of "touché". A retort when someone misses the point entirely.

"I always vote for the incumbent party, because then my vote has greater chance of making a difference."

"douché!"

by httpdouchebagger October 25, 2008

douché

(pronounced like "touché") a word that is said if you are around a douche and they say something douche-y.

Dude, wanna go play some LAX and then smoke some herb?" "Douché!

by umbumboy September 20, 2010

douché

Used as an acknowledgment during a discussion, of a stupid, idiotic, unintelligent, moronic, pea-brained remark made at one's expense by another person.

Me: So listen, I feel like you need to improve your social interaction skills.

Douchebag: YEAH WELL YOUR MOM IMPROVED HER SKILLS LAST NIGHT.
Me: douché

by cmasterchoe May 12, 2009