one-downer

This person usually will have an even story or event worse than the situation you are or have experienced. The opposite of a "one-upper"

I was telling Maria about how I wrecked my motorcyle last week and Crystal, the one-downer, proceded to explain how she was in an accident and lost her leg, punctured a lung and apparenly the hospital food was shiite and came back to life as hedgehog..

by thomas curtis June 18, 2008

döner

1. Turkish street food similar to a gyro found all over Germany, France, and Italy, which usually contains meat shavings from a giant rotisserie along with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and special dressings wrapped up in a thick pita.

2. The sensation that occurs when one discovers a döner after starving for many days in Europe due to overpriced tourist food. This sensation usually leads to an erection for males and is thus a portmanteau of boner and döner.

1. Oh my god, I could go for a döner right now.

2. I think I just got a döner.

by Zebulon Pike September 3, 2008

Debbie Downer

Etymology: From the Saturday Night Live character Debbie Downer, played by Rachel Dratch

Function: Noun

1. a: a person who says something terribly depressing (a downer), typically only tangentially related to the present circumstance or topic of conversation, and thereby destroys the positive atmosphere. b: a statement that is charactaristic of Debbie Downer

Usage note: In the skit, following each downer Debbie voices, a trombone plays a "wah waaah" (sad trombone) sound effect and the camera zooms in on Debbie Downer's face, which is twisted in comic despair.

Debbie Downer: Hey, does anyone have a banana?

Friend #1: What?

Debbie Downer: Well, if I don't get enough potassium every day, I awaken in the middle of the night by crippling leg cramps.

(higher-pitched wah wahhhhhhh; zoom in)

(everyone looks pissed off)

Debbie Downer: By the way, it's official -- they've located my birth mother. Deceased.

(deeper wah wahhhhhhhh; zoom in on a particularly painful facial expression)

by Alana Post September 30, 2005

downercut

A comedic turn on the classic uppercut punch. It was used by a character called Rumble Mcskirmish (also a parody of Street Fighter) in Disney's Gravity Falls where he punches down instead of up and shouts "Downercut!"

"Uppercut! Downercut! Bowl of punch!"

by menolikey June 16, 2016

Davey-Downer

A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.

Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Davey-Downer.

Synonyms: grumpy pants, negative nelly, clamface

by Duane Pierce July 18, 2017

hanger-downers

Sexy bits, such as a woman's pussy lips that tend to dangle.

"Shazam! Look at those yummy hanger downers!" or...
"Fuck girl! Cover them scrotum-looking hanger-downers!"

by Scrabbleddie August 6, 2007

Berke Döner

Berke Döner, the hottest man in the world and EVERYONE knows he is hot. When you see him naked you will feint 100%. His dick is so big that you cant even see it from your eye sight. But he is a funny and a nice guy, you cant hate him he is Berke.

Omg you look pretty today like Berke Döner

by Anita kok October 9, 2021