Doppelbanger

Your celebrity doppelganger that people would rather bang.

I was totally throwing myself at him, but he went to masturbate to pictures of my doppelbanger.

by Chanisson Halberitzky February 4, 2010

Dopplebanger

When you date, f*ck or generally lust after someone who looks like you or a member of your immediate family.

CREDIT: Elvis Duran and the Morning Show

David's new girlfriend looks just his Mom. Same hair, same face. She's definitely a dopplebanger and it's disturbing.

by EDMS_WGK June 11, 2016

doppelwanger

when you're watching porn and notice the guys dick looks exactly like yours.

Oh my god that dude is totally my doppelwanger

by jonesberger January 4, 2021

Fantasy Doppelganger

When as the owner of multiple fantasy teams, you play against a team in one league that is almost identical to your own team in another league. Fantasy Doppelganger phenomena is generally seen as a harbinger of a bad fantasy weekend, as rooting for your own team in one league means you are rooting against yourself in another. Feelings of euphoria are quickly replaced by general malaise as success in one league leads to failure in another.

Dennis: Who just scored for the Eagles?
Francis: DeSean
Dennis: YESSS!! wait. . . Oh shit that just killed me. . .
Francis: Fantasy Doppelganger??
Dennis: Yea. . . Fuck

by Dennis Worm September 30, 2009

doppelbanger

someone who has two penises, and one of them is evil.

"That guy is such a doppelbanger. He was doing me and slipped the evil dick up my butthole."

"But I liked it."

by Rick and Jesse December 15, 2008

doppelbanger

A chick that you nailed that looks too much like your ex-girlfriend.

"Dude, didn't you notice how much that chick you went home with last night looks like Veronica? Total doppelbanger."

by Cyrus McDink October 6, 2009

facebook animal doppelganger

A person on facebook who uses pictures of animals as their default picture in an attempt to make them selves look more attractive than they really are.

I just met this facebook animal doppelganger at starbucks her fucken dog looks prettier than her. I would rather bang the dog instead of her.

by the pretty ugly hybrid February 10, 2010