Doofnoob

A doofnoob is someone that is such a big doofus and such a Noob that even Noob is not a strong enough word to describe how much of a novice the person is.

Tony: "Dude I just got spawn trapped to death and I died 10 times in 2 minutes!"

Clark: "Dude, you are a huge doofus."

Ani: "NO! He's a doofnoob

by YoMomma96 July 10, 2010

Doon't

The act of doon'ting

John asked me if I smoke, but I doon't

by Harpalyke June 15, 2018

whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 19, 2019

Doonce

A universal word that can mean anything at any time. Common words accompanied with doonce are ball, bag, or burger.

Look at that doonce face eating a child

Oh doonce! i forgot my lunch!

"Hey Llewelyn"
"doonce!"

by Mcdoonce August 28, 2009

Doofnugget

A person that lacks the ability to think.

Raelan: Thank you...i like it...

Chris: Wtf? What a doofnugget!

by thadoof March 22, 2009

Dooncing

Dooncing is when dogs become like Satan but stronger.

The dogs are dooncing, soon they'll become the new rulers of this world!

by CreamyyPuff October 1, 2016

Doonabetes

Pronunciation: (doo-nah-bee-tees)

Noun:

Any of several disorders characterised by increased inability to get out of bed willingly. symptoms include not being able to get out of bed because of the perception that it is more comfortable and/or the tasks inevitably needed to be performed that require exiting the bed are of less value regardless of energy consumption needed.

Example:

"Cora cannot come to work today as she has a bad case of Doonabetes"

by Camspammalamb August 30, 2018