doorknob

A male person who is used to open other doorways for poeple, and then they get left behind. Like a huge tool

OMG, man that jake is a doorknob, sophie uses him and slams him shutlike a door every time!

That kid is a complete doorknob!!

by aladinsbakery April 28, 2009

Doorknob

A spectacularly impressive dancer, one who is able to dance (read: do the Twist) with ease and aplomb.

"He's such a doorknob! Did you say the way he was moving on that dance floor?"

by The Sass Attack May 21, 2010

doorknob

A stupid person.

He's such a doorknob; he can't even add 2+2 together and he's in college!

by Junglejim1 January 19, 2009

doorknob

a nickname for a male who accidentally grabs another male's genitals when he slips and falls

Jack- "Hey look it's doorknob!"

Bob- "Why did you call Tommy doorknob?"

Jack- "Dude, you didn't hear?"

Bob- "No, what?!"

Jack- "When Tommy fell in the showers yesterday he accidentally grabbed Tim's junk!"

Bob- (laughs) "Fucking doorknob..."

by thedude222 October 14, 2009

doorknob

(noun)
1. Term to describe your basic slut; with a doorknob, everyone typically gets a turn.

"What a doorknob- she went through the entire football team like a full nfl season in one weekend!!"

by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014

doorknob

A listening device commonly utilized to hear if someone is dead, particularly Marley.

Emjay heard that he was dead through the doorknob

by fIoccinaucinihiIipiIification December 13, 2021

Doorknob

Someone who is weird or someone who does something stupid is refered to as a doorknob.

doorknob,doornob

by pushnook August 25, 2011