doned

the state in which you have been overwhelmingly outdone by the other person's foolishness in a way that you have nothing else to say

Person 1: You are stupider than I am
Person 2: I'm doned

by Around the corner to the right October 22, 2012

Dooked

Shit on

She dooked my dick last night

by Dr Herminator May 11, 2020

Doomed

Doomed. to be irreversibly and completely fucked. to be fated to have life shit a massive pile of mammoth dung on you. destined to ruin and a bad end. to be doomed is to be condemned to to doom

Dillon is doomed. he will never succeed. he will fail and life will shit on him. all his shit will be fucked. failure is inevitable.
nothing will turn out right and ruin is his fate.

by diesirae314 November 2, 2011

Dooged

To get "dooged".
Involves a promise of great inebriation only to be informed that its Good Friday (or similar) and all the pubs are shut.

"Yay we're in Dublin on a stag night, but its Good Friday so we can't drink. Guys, we've been dooged"

by hauntedchippy April 13, 2007

Dutch Doored

A girl getting penetrated both vaginaly and analy by 2 men at the same time. Double penatration.

We were so drunk last night, wife got Dutch Doored by me and Kenny and I think our balls touched.

by beanboy March 7, 2009

doondacker

an enormous portion of smokeless tobacco generally inserted between the bottom lip and gums; used with the verbs "to pack", "to dock", "to dip" and "to toss"

Alex: Boys, time to pack a lip.
Tyler: YEAH LET'S TOSS A DOONDACKER

by angryleprechaun94 August 31, 2011

donedo

Expression used to signify affirmation of actions; forthcoming and hitherto.

"I need help moving on Saturday. Can you be there?"
Donedo!

by bankz316 June 27, 2017