Skip to main content

Dooklear Warfare

The act of waging war on the toilet with your ass.
Man... that Mexican food did a number on my guts. I'm gonna engage in some dooklear warfare.
by irvingjohn April 20, 2011
mugGet the Dooklear Warfare mug.

flookie dookie

A word used to describe complete bull shit
Jordan be on that flookie dookie.
by _freakmaster March 12, 2015
mugGet the flookie dookie mug.

dookie balls

When you wipe your ass back to front resulting in poop on your balls.
"O my god, I'm not going to have sex with you if you have dookie balls."
by alduin777 May 1, 2015
mugGet the dookie balls mug.

Dookie Helmet

The round tip of a very long peice of poop.
Ughh, that "Dookie Helmet" on my poop keeps splashing in the toilet!
by tootfartparty97 January 1, 2010
mugGet the Dookie Helmet mug.

dookie bread

another word for dirty money. dookie bread is money that one gets from doing an illegal act. such as selling drugs, robbing, or prostituting, etc.
I be stacking loafs of dookie bread from all this bud im selling.
by drewbe69 August 10, 2010
mugGet the dookie bread mug.

Dookiedeker

Noun
A person that has a fear of shitting in a public washroom with someone else there, so they feign urinating until the other(s) leave. They then rush to a stall to do their business.
From Dookie, a shit or turd, and Deke, a sports term to psyche-out someone.

Here are 3 types of Dookiedekers:
1. The Average Dookiedeker: Usually a workmate that migrates to the washroom mid-afternoon. They've been dreading taking a dump at work, but can't hold it in any longer. Upon noticing someone at a urinal, they’ll pretend to use one too. Having people know you shit at work isn’t an option. Since they’ve been pinching tightly since lunch, urination is risky. The moment they leave, the DD runs straight to the stall. If someone’s in a stall, they’ll leave and wait for them to finish. When they try again, there'll be no time to deke.

2. The Smart Dookiedeker: This one accepts defeat earlier than the Average. They’ll attempt the throne earlier in the day, knowing there’s no point in waiting. This allows them more attempts to perform the deke, as well as even possibly piss while clenching

3. The Hopeless Dookiedeker: These will have held it in as long as possible before they cave in. It’s rare that this deke ever works. Once at the urinal, sweat will bead on their forehead. Then the Toilet Radar kicks in. In front of your urinal neighbor, you will accept your fate and run to a stall.

Witnesses will jest of your flounder for years to come
"Did you hear about Mackowski?? He just caved while trying to be a dookiedeker!"
"Oh thank god he left. Dookiedeker: success!"
by Basque JRED January 13, 2015
mugGet the Dookiedeker mug.

Dookie Burger

The act of dropping a hot,fresh steamer on the porcelain and smacking your meatstick.
I killed two birds with one stone the other morning before work. Took a dookie burger in under 10 minutes.
by Obi Won☆88 December 27, 2019
mugGet the Dookie Burger mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email