doinker

A short young chubby girl, usually dressed oddly, and often evoking a mild sense of pity.

The bee-girl from the Blind Melon video No Rain is clearly a doinker.

by thoughtless pig September 14, 2006

Doinker

The fattest of fattest joints in the galaxy. Can only be rolled with rawthentic rolling papers. Only the best of the best can roll doinkers.

Sully can roll some fucking fat doinkers man

by 420BackwardsBlazeIt January 28, 2019

dinked

to be shot in the head in cs, and often not resulting in death because it was a wall shot and/or it was a weak gun

ROFL u just got dinked with a glock

by Silence is Golden August 30, 2005

nu-nu doinker

Any small facinating nipple-like object that you can enjoy, play with, fondle or adjust, and get personal satisfaction.

The nu-nu doinkers in the hot tub were spraying out hot and pulsating water. -OR- The television signal was not too good so after I twiddled several nu-nu doinkers the reception was perfect.

by Matthew Walker April 26, 2006

dinked on

to own someone, especially in a sport or game
if you beat the person you are competing with, you dinked them (appropriate jeer: GET DINKED ON.)

see: dunked on

"get dinked on! that noob just beat you!"

by nomnomnombxtches November 27, 2011

doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

by john September 5, 2003

doinker

An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").

"All those girls at the mall are just doinkers."

by EJ Spode October 22, 2008