Dob

Another word for tard/retard/idiot.

Simple- You are a dob.

"She's such a dob, not knowing what's the difference between up and down"

"He's dobby, always talking like a five year old"

by They who must not be named ;) October 09, 2007

Dob

Lightly picking at your asshole with toilet paper because you wiped your ass raw from shitting so much. Also can refer to girls having to lightly pick at their vagina from having so much sex that they start to bleed.

Brucee shit so much that he had to dob his ass after his 5th shit of the day.

by Brucee Brucee Gaylan December 03, 2009

dobbing

A mixture of dabbing and sobbing.

When you're in tears because you're life sucks so you dab the pain away.

I failed to get the grades to get into college, when I found out I was dobbing all evening.

by imagination.robber January 10, 2017

Skibidy dob dob

Literally my boyfriend . PRACTICALLY, EMOTIONALLY, BASICALLY, PHYSICALLY, TRULLY, LITTTTTTEEEERRRRRAAAALLLY my boyfriend

Skibidy dob dob is so phat
Phat skibidy dob dob

by Dudeusuc April 16, 2023

Dob

(Noun)Someone (usually male) with an exceedingly large amount of sexual energy or enthusiasm.
A person defined by his peers as a "manwhore."

Zach, you are the biggest dob i have ever met!

by BB. April 13, 2008

Dob

The act of masterbating. Often done in risque and mysterious places around your house or grado.

A mother comes home from a long day at work expecting a warm embrace from her children when she walks in the door. As she walks through the house with no greeting, she grows curious and enters her 12 year old son's room only to find him dobbing in the corner of his room to Playboy Magazine.

by Derona August 05, 2008

dob

A person who is naive. Lacking understanding of any given object or situation.

This guy is such a dob. I had to tell him football has quarters and baseball has innings.

You dob!! That's not how you finger paint.

by topzzz August 02, 2007