schlarving the doad

The act of sucking dick.

Man, that chick I met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!

by goraiders November 23, 2006

Doody Snatch

1) Doody Snatch refers to a gay man's rectum. Specifically referring to the man who receive's asshole. The term is derived from the term given to a female's vagina, snatch.

2) A rectum in general.

His doody snatch was in my face and I almost hurled

by poopiedeloopie August 23, 2008

Doody Balls

Doody Balls happens when you wipe from back to front and shit residue collects on the back of your balls, which in turn creates balls that smell like doody.

I let this chick go down on me after taking a wicked crap and I had a foul case of doody balls.

by Plax January 29, 2008

doade

Any of the leafy green plant substance, potent in power, for the purpose of doading.

We laughed like hyenas when we delt with the frosty doade.

by cmurph December 8, 2004

doody pants

1. (noun) A person who's negative attitude ruins the festivities of others. Party pooper.
2. (noun) the state of having shit in your pants.

Oliver: I'm leaving. You guys are no fun.
Steven: WTF? Why are you being such a doody pants?

by scubasteve90 March 14, 2011

Doody Factory

The sanitary reclamation center where all your flushes migrate.

"Roll up your windows. We're about to drive past the doody factory."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Chloe Deady

A super pretty girl, blonde hair and blue eyes with a stalker named Wei Qui who collects her hair and trys to clone her.

Chloe Deady is walking and being chloe-ish

by dhjdfhjvbjdg_volcom May 1, 2011