Do a Mandela

1. To take a dump. Named after South African president Nelson Mandela who turned South Africa into a shithole.

Hey, Ben, I'm going to do a Mandela in the forest. Got a newspaper?

by Bert Large March 31, 2019

do the mario

DO THE MARIO! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! Come on now.

JUST LIKE THAAAAAAAAT!

Uh... see above. 'Kay.

by talkingmushrooms December 4, 2004

do the math

To figure something out. To come to a solution or conclusion based on other facts.

Man, I saw your girl out with two other guys on two separate occasions. You do the math.

by 4 April 7, 2005

do the math

Loosely means "It's pretty obvious"

You can have a 20" TV for $150, or a 30" for $170. You do the math.

by Judohobo April 7, 2005

to do the Martin

to go somewhere and come back without telling anybody

- He asked if we would like to meet for a lunch.
- When did he come back?! I guess he wanted to do the Martin again.

by therealdictionaryuser August 9, 2021

do the math

(verb) to calculate which option is better or true.

Eminem's WHITE AMERICA: "Let's do the math, If I was black I would've sold half".

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Do the Mariusz

To stay silent during a group call pretending the microphone doesn’t work so as to avoid uncomfortable questions.

This is Julian’s business - Julian, i see you are on the line, can you hear me. Come on, don’t do the Mariusz.

I have been trying to get an answer from him all day during our WebEx meeting but he was not answering despite everyone could clearly see he was on the call: he was clearly doing the Mariusz.

by SemolaAtp April 2, 2020