ditcherhipster

Someone who constantly ditches on their friends in favor of putting up instagram photos of band members and using old school keyboards which sound like type writers.

**loud typing**
Pyro: 'Dude your keyboard is insanely loud'
Char: 'NO ITS NOT'
Cam: 'You gonna come grief with us?'
Char: 'WELL IM OFF GUYS'
Pyro: 'You're such a ditcherhipster!'
Char: 'NO IM NOT'

by GriefingSwagPyro November 10, 2013

ditcher dog

your asshole friend who ditches class

roshun is such a ditcher dog

by izhmash December 14, 2015

Ditcher

A person who regularly backs out of plans commitments made with friends, usually at the last moment without giving any valid reason to do so.

Reem is such a ditcher. We made plans to meet up thrice and she stood me up all three times!!! She didnt even bother to cancel in advance.

by Ditcher's friend January 7, 2017

ditchertation

a ditched Ph.D. dissertation

One cannot successfully defend a ditchertation.

by Doos Jarus January 5, 2021

ditcherrrrrr

Someone who ditches there friend as a way of amusement.

Jasmine is a ditcherrrrrr because she likes to ditch her friend Lila for fun.

by Violinqueen May 26, 2021

ditcher bitch

When a person decides to delete someone from their life, with no reason, explanation or remorse. In most cases, nothing was wrong and the 'ditcher bitch' just decided to be a bitch

"that ditcher bitch blocked me everywhere without explaining a thing, when I hadn't done anything"

by Almighty God Of Civilisation June 9, 2024

vagina ditcher

someone who is supposed to satisfy you but then ditches you to do something else

He left for vacation, he is such a vagina ditcher!

by annapanna May 5, 2015