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Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder

A disorder based on an individual's obsession with social media including (but not limited to), compulsive reviewing of apps, "cyberstalking," comparing, fantasizing, and its effect on one's mood.
He has OCD and Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder, and he needs help.
by Bhen1 July 5, 2016
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distraction

A woman that is extremely beautiful that she takes your concentration off eveything around you. A woman that causes you to watch her, and her only. A woman that when she walks by you stop talking and just watch her and stare.
I was in chemistry class and I stopped taking notes due to the distractions.
by Klips January 10, 2006
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distinctives

Multiple characteristics or qualities that a person or thing has that differentiate it from other people or things
Each state in the United States has their own distinctives.

Every president of the United States has possessed their own individual distinctives in relation to domestic and foreign policy.
by WordWorks December 31, 2013
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Distraccident

An accident caused by someone being distracted. The distraction is usually an incredibly hot chick. Happens frequently when driving and you do not notice the traffic has stopped in front of you because you are too busy staring at some beautiful peice of ass. Not limited to driving situations.
1. Wow, look at those legs. She should not be walking by the side of the road - that is a distraccident waiting to happen.

2. Barman 1: Oi you fartknocker, you just poured beer all over my leg cause you weren't looking.
Barman 2: sorry mate, it was a distraccident. Look at that hottie leaning on the arcade machine.
Barman 1: fair play.
by jimwade December 2, 2009
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distraction tie

after a rough night, you may want to put on a tie to distract your colleagues/boss from noticing your true condition
clerk 1: look at Paul, great tie he is wearing today

clerk 2: nah, I bet it's a distraction tie (DT). he was already quite hammered when I left the pub at 10 last night
by phexxa March 30, 2010
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disattractive

A level of ugly beyond unattractive. If attractive is like 5 and unattractive is like 0, disattractive is like -27. It literally counteracts any arousal you may experience simply by existing.
That guy was really hot, but his friend was so disattractive that I lost girl wood immediately.
by SenorUnicorno January 17, 2011
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