Distant Lover

an ex lover of the past. The more time that passes the more of a distant of lover they become. Also, it's been 3 years since they've been officially together.
Chris brown and Rihianna are distant lovers. Mainly, because he's on prole.
by Starr27 February 25, 2012
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distant viewing pantyhose

Ones with runs; worn only when one can avoid being seen up close.
It's Wednesday, two days before pay day; and I'm down to distant viewing pantyhose. Boo hoo!
by Nora O'Shaughnessy September 13, 2005
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Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
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distant habits

a band which has the 70's jive and metal scene of 2010 down and wont leave there fans with a frown
man distant habits where epic
by the distant man July 11, 2010
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