distexia

when autocorrect picks the wrong word and you don't catch it in time before sending the text

an example of a distexia is: "will you throw the apples at prior and start an apple war?" when what you mean to say was "will you throw the apples at PEOPLE and start an apple war?"

by bunker_hill_champion September 27, 2013

diemex

A Sexual tyrannasaurus.

Diemex is one sexual tyrannasaurus.

by dictorama December 30, 2018

Dimsexual

A sexuality in which an individual only has sexual feelings towards Dimitris Pantelidis, a sexy Greek swimmer.

-Isn't this guy cute?
-I wouldn't know, I am Dimsexual.

by Maria_Palami January 9, 2021

Women Disexister

The almighty women disexister, this man can disexist all women that he approaches. As soon as a woman approaches the almighty disexister, they become a man, or a catfish.

Fuck boy 1: "I want to be just like the women disexister one day"
Fuck boy 2: "Me too."

by TheBigPrisoner July 27, 2021

dismembered fetus

Something to cheer out of your car window while driving past abortion activists.

Saw protesters, so I screamed, "dismembered fetus!!!" at them as loud as I could.

by The Accused January 9, 2015

dislexia

Despite popular belief, dislexia is not the mental transposing of letters (i\e seeing\spelling dislexia as ‘dilsexia’). It is a disorder of the brain. Those with dislexia have a hard time working-out syllables, simple ones. It is nothing to be laughed-about, you ass-wipes.

Simple printed words like ‘elephant’ or ‘rhinoceros’ or ‘dislexia’ can be hard to sound-out for dislxics. "Di..Die-slex...", et cetera. It’s fun to pretend like you are dislexic..

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.

by Gene Sins January 14, 2007