dickety-split

when a guy orgasms in a short amount of time.

I fucked Charlie last night and he came dickety-split. :/

by mag$$ February 19, 2017

disktrasa

Swedish word for dish cloth

I spilled some water so I got my disktrasa

by idk idk idk idk idk idk December 23, 2015

Diskey Whiskey

The opposite of Whiskey dick. When you drink alcohol you get an incredible hard on.

Adam: Dude don't you think you should slow down on the drinks if you're going to go home with that girl tonight?

Sam: Na man. I've been blessed with Diskey whiskey so my erection is going to be better than ever.

by Gamer Assistants August 27, 2016

double-disked

To have the same DVD disk sent to you twice in a row by your movie rental subscription, ie. netflix or blockbuster.

I was all excited to watch disk 3 of Heros, only to realize i had been double-disked!

by cupcake143 February 5, 2010

Whiskey Diskey

A new level of drunk in your absolute element dancing everywhere and rhyming every word.

“Guys I’m whiskey diskey! Fuuuuck”

by InMyDNA March 27, 2020

dickette

a males penis that is awkwardly small in such a manner that anyone who sees it may potentially kill themselve. this person tend to talk about how large they are because they have never themself seen their penis.

i was going to have sex with him but his dickette caused a minor setback.

by chris heston December 9, 2010

Disethas

A horrible horrible person with horrible horrible thoughts.

Also see: Dissy

Ben: Look what Disethas drew!

Harold: DON'T. IT WILL SCREW WITH YOUR MIND.

by Sveroid October 25, 2011