The uncontrollable and critical urge to stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure, often after an extended period of celibacy (e.g. long road trips spent in shared quarters with family members)
Alan: Hey, man, wanna go grab a few drinks at the pub tonight?
Brian: Sorry, I just got back from taking care of my grandmother for three weeks, and she has no Internet at her place... It's time for some SERIOUS disasterbation!
Alan: No problem, dude. See ya next week!
Brian: Sorry, I just got back from taking care of my grandmother for three weeks, and she has no Internet at her place... It's time for some SERIOUS disasterbation!
Alan: No problem, dude. See ya next week!
by SansFapFlap May 9, 2011
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guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate
guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate
by Disasterbate October 30, 2014
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As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate
by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011
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Guy #1: Did you hook up with Jackie last night?
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.
by Squan14 August 31, 2014
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Stop with the disasterbation.
Stop with the disasterbation.
by GreaterBaiter April 16, 2019
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If somebody walks in on you or a tornado comes while you're a masturbating and you're interrupted... your attempt to masturbate becomes a disaster - disasterbate - disasterbation
If somebody walks in on you or a tornado comes while you're a masturbating and you're interrupted... your attempt to masturbate becomes a disaster - disasterbate - disasterbation
Dude: My mom caught me jacking off man...
Sweet: Damnn.. Tragic man, disasterbation can hurt a guy for real
Sweet: Damnn.. Tragic man, disasterbation can hurt a guy for real
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