Dickdified

When a person see a penis and becomes mesmerized by the beautiful penis

Last night I saw a beautiful cock and I was in dickdified by how beautiful it looked.

by merchant marine October 21, 2013

donkified

A puishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Look at that terrible split in Marion's hair! He must have been donkified.

They're mean to me, I hope they all get donkified.

by nutellasimba! December 21, 2011

Dickified

(Verb) A process to territorially claim a food item, or similar, by placing your penis in the said item and verbally announcing this action to those around you.

That coffee creamer is so good, I totally dickified it. Your welcome to try it, but please not that I am a secretor...

by Hootie79 January 10, 2021

Dunnified

adj. intelligent, good looking, well rounded; a winner; a role model, sex symbol.

Justin is so smart and successful, plus he's HOT. He's so Dunnified.

by 05052010 January 1, 2008

dignified prostitution

The act of exchanging sexual acts for tangible goods within a non-platonic relationship.

Mary would not have sexual relations ("dignified prostitution") with John until he gave her the new Louis Vuitton Mirabeau GM.

by southsider312 September 4, 2011

Drinkafied

A term used for a mentally disabled being that has consumed an abundance of the finest brews.

Susan drinkafied herself to sleep

by Oxfordgrad2019 February 20, 2021

Dicktified

When a man dicks down a woman soo good that she is willing to do and tolerate anything for that man as long as he lays down more dick for her.

Friend: Why haven't you answered my calls and texts??, its been a whole week since your date and I need details!!
Her: I'm soo sorry...it's just...I think I'm Dicktified

by PimpinnBig March 6, 2021