dingfad

two people who are gay together and like to shave their legs and arms

kyle and weslie are both dingfads!!!

by katiee. June 12, 2008

DINKWAD

Dual Income, No Kids, With A Dog

This neighborhood is full of smug DINKWAD couples.

by q359 July 25, 2023

dingfad

mental retard. One who likes to read.

Weslie Kay Thomas is a dingfad.

Kyle Fitzgerald isn't a dingfad.

by kyle[tddup] March 23, 2008

ding-wad

A collection of tissues accumulated to staunch the bleeding from a small wound or ding

I dinged my finger closing the car door. It doesn't hurt anymore, but now I got this bloody ding-wad I have to toss out somewhere.

by scatter44 November 19, 2013

Dingwall

What you call a person who pulls into the left lane and blocks the lane for a long period of time by driving next to the vehicle in the right lane. Could also be used to describe a driver who drives in the fast lane.

Would you look at this f-in Dingwall. What a Dingwall. Hey Dingwall, Get past this Dingwall. Watch out for that Dingwall.

by Matchoo5050 August 4, 2016

DINKWAD

A DINKWAD stands for Double Income No Kids With A Dog. He is the unicorn, the one the women want and the men want to be like. He has a squared-away financial portfolio and his dog keeps him emotionally grounded. He has a tremendous work ethic partnered with drive and a responsible 'go get'em attitude.' Some men will hate on him out of jealousy because they know that they can never be half the man he is. If you make a negative comment on this definition, you're probably 'that guy.' Some guy,s however, will be motivated to become a DINKWAD. For you, there is nothing to fear because hard work, discipline, and determination pay off and you too can one day achieve this elite status!

Dang girl, you got yo' self a DINKWAD! Dang bro, that guy right there has got his shit together... he's a true blue DINKWAD.

by Joe-Schmo January 30, 2023

dingadong

A boy's penis

Lexi: Jake's dingadong was so small!
Chase: I know, don't worry my dingadong is much bigger.

by Erikisnotname September 7, 2013