Dilated & Crowning

When you are rocking a solid deuce in your colon, and it's trying to push its way out.

Mike: "Dude, you still gotta shit?"
Dave: "Man...it's passed that point...I'm dilated & crowning"

by see_weed November 28, 2014

dilutophobia

1. The fear of objects or mixtures that are perceived to be diluted, or the fear of the thought of the mere concept of decreasing the concentration of a certain solute in a solution.

2. Financial - Fear of the Stock dilution concept

e.g 1
Friend: "Yo! I've got a solution with water diluted in it."
Person: "Get that away from me! I have dilutophobia!"

e.g 2
Friend: "Hey I heard that some of the stocks are gonna drop in the next month or so."
Person: *Has a panic attack*

by g1yde June 21, 2022

Cost diluter

The person or persons you invite to a vacation or a night out to help cover the cost of the event. “B listers with cash”

Damn, this Vegas vacation house is going to be expensive! You know we have to call Mike, he’s our cost diluter!

by Jimpanico86 November 15, 2017

Dilate

an enlargement or expansion in bulk or extent, the opposite of contraction. It derives from the Latin dilatare, "to spread wide".

"Shit dude, your eyes are dilated, it must be from all of that cocaine"
"That can cause blurred vision, I better not drive."

by Gracker February 1, 2010

dilated eyes

when ur super high so ur pupil is very large and there is almost no color in ur eyes

Man, did you see her dilated eyes? she was high af!

by Highhigh December 15, 2013

Dilate

Somehow an insult towards transgender women, based on the fact that, much like piercings, vaginas created with surgery may need to be kept in shape following the procedure, at least for a few weeks. For some reason used as a zinger on imageboards, despite the practice being commonplace and benign.

Person 1: Trans people have the right to be happy
Person 2: Dilate

by Universe22000 October 31, 2019

Eyes Dilated

Term used to describe the act of getting high. This is used because of the fact when one gets high, one's pupils become dilated.

1. I am trying to get my eyes dilated right now.
2. My eyes are so dilated right now.
3. Are you guys trying to get your eyes dilated?
4. Timmy was so dilated the other day during class.
5. My mother in law came over the other day...in order to survive i got my eyes dilated before she came.

by Steve3221 February 14, 2009