Dicksmack

Idiot that has no clue and can't get any POON

You dicksmack, so bite your pillow

by Dain735 August 1, 2003

dillback

a dillback is a pretentious sort of person, much like a pompous hipster or obnoxious retail sales clerk. The Taint has grown up and become a mature word, aged like a fine stinky cigar, and burnt like some desperate middle-aged hot mess... dillback.

seriously? bro is such a dillback.

by industrialboi242 August 10, 2012

dillsticked

1. synonym for hammered, smacked, wasted

Dude you got dillsticked last night

by Dillstick January 22, 2014

dinksmack

A cleaned up version of calling somebody a "Jerk-off" - a subversive way to call someone a chronic masterbater. A very popular term in Utah. Can both be coined as an insult or term of endearment. Used in a sentence: (insult) "You are such a dinksmack!" (Affection) "You will always be a dinksmack in my book"

Why are you SUCH a dinksmack?!

by Jlawclark January 21, 2015

dillswac

An abbreviation commonly used in internet forums or chats,

standing for "Do I look like someone who actually cares?".

"I'm way better than you in this game."
- "dillswac?"

by zaty May 27, 2015

Willsmackalundiphonteskittiwootled

When Will Smith smacks someone so hard that they are reduced to atoms, that then because of the hit, exceed light speed. This creates the big bang in an alternate universe where said person never exists.

Dude, did that guy just get "Willsmackalundiphonteskittiwootled".

by Hahabob May 16, 2022

dillsmoke

a term used to offend straight men by implying that they are homosexual in jest without saying anything offensive about homosexual men. it is derived from dilsmack.

Dillsmoke is taken from a shortening of the words "dildo" and "smoker", implying that the subject(s) are/is a smoker of dildos.

what? you don't like the way I dress Dillsmoke?

Man, Jacob is a real Dillsmoke.

look at Dillsmoke over here.

by BlueThePerhaps August 15, 2023