Dildonic

Anything that even slightly resembles a dildo.

My glorious Blue Yeti brand microphone is dildonic. I like to put it in my asshole.

by Joey Auburn May 23, 2016

Dildonic Plague

The dildonic plague is used to describe a large flock of dildoes with plans to take over the nation to overthrow the might God allah

Jake: "DUDE LOOK AT THE NEWS"
Colin: "DUDE THE DILDONIC PLAGUE TOOK CONTROL OF THE WHITE HOUSE"
Cole: "NO WAY DUDE"

by colieravioli June 19, 2016

Dildonic

An 80s retro dildo fuck!!

I gave that skank a dildonic last night in that old hobo house.

by up teh butt September 7, 2007

dildonicly plagued

When someone continuously shows traits being a dildo. Everything they do and say is Dildonic.

You are one dildonicly plagued person.

by Budda 73 December 19, 2014

Dildonic Plague

Disease where you constantly get slapped by dildos

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has the Dildonic Plague

by Mr splash August 29, 2016

Dildonic

An Object That looks rather like a dildo.
First used by Dapper Dog.

"that lamp Looks rather dildonic"

by potatoes worship me June 4, 2016

Dildonic

An item or object in the shape of the male genitalia.

Guy: Now thats very Dildonic cat

by Anamerogical girl April 16, 2019