screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf’

Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos

by benfeather December 31, 2023

Buckle up the dildos

When you intentionally throw up to loose weight. A Fad diet started by Tyra Banks.

Man I just ate so many saltines I had to go and buckle up the dildos to make room for birthday cake.

by Geoff C. May 18, 2019

Demonic skeletal dildos

Skeletal dildos that are demonic

I love demonic skeletal dildos!

by SamTheSylveon August 8, 2022

sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.

Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!

by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022

Dildo Stick

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018

Dildis

What Drew Pickles, the gayest man in the universe, shoves an infinite collection of up his ass everyday.

Someone is attempting to steal the dildis.

by swellness January 9, 2012

Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.

“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”

by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020