Dildosaurus

A giant douche bag, and or dildo. Someone who gets on other peoples nerves.

Jeez, why is Joe such a dildosaurus?

by TK9X3 July 8, 2010

dildorgy

An orgy in which no intercourse occurs. Rather, a group of people gather around in a circle and dildo the person to their right.

"Kim, Jess and I are having a dildorgy. Want to come?"

by Nick222 January 5, 2009

dildobate

Well, quite basically a shorter way of saying 'masturbating with a dildo'.
Don't ask what we were talking about when we made up this word.

person 1 - OMG i just saw a chick in a video dildobate with the biggest one i've ever seen....
person 2 - what's dildobating?
person 3 - bating dildos, stupid
person 1 - no, you're both stupid, it's masturbating with a dildo.
person 2 - oh. i knew that.

by JessyJeebs February 12, 2010

Dildorse

A giant horse-like creature with the head of a dildo and the body of a hippogriff. This creature stalks your houses and climbs in yo windows snatching yo people up.

Hey look at that dull dildorse in that persons garden

by CRALOS July 3, 2012

Goofiano Dildonaldo

It is the name of a mystical creature from the oily lands of the Camel League.

A renowned tap in merchant and a penalty machine, he is known to assault children and is an enemy to all chairs and teachers.

Scientist 1: Did you hear of the rare creature discovered today?
Scientist 2: Yeah, I heard of Goofiano Dildonaldo

by Assiano Cocknaldo Lover April 27, 2023

dildorider

a girl who loves riding a dildo

I'll show you how to meet dildorider for online sex chat.

by oksyterracyna February 11, 2010

Dildotastic

an adjective use to describe something that is worth using a dildo over.

Jock 1: "Hey, the cheerleaders just learned how to do a sexy dance!"

Jock 2: "That's dildotastic"

by Kelaina September 5, 2009