Dildocorn

A Dildocorn is a regular unicorn but the only thing that's different is that he has a dildo instead of a horn on it's head. a lot of people have made jokes about this but it actually exists at the high mountains of Iceland. Of course it only appears to have a natural habitat on Iceland and very few outsiders have ever seen one.

Did you see that unicorn!?
That wasn't a unicorn, that was a Dildocorn!

by Roxy Josilin August 23, 2010

Dildoid

A new invention that is an Android phone that can be used for cell phone use, texting use and most importantly Dildo use. It's water and sperm proof so you can get your jollies in or out of water.

Guy #1 "Hey have you tried the Dildoid?" Guy#2 "Ya the reception is bad but the Dildo works fine!"

by DeadNode July 6, 2011

didocious

Getting larger or increasing in number.

In Mrs. Galloway’s example the numbers were becoming increasingly didocious.

by SavageJoe June 10, 2019

dildockery

nonsense, foolishness,mischief, frivolity

stop all this dildockery before someone gets hurt!
I've had enough of your dildockery for one day!

by brendan mc July 16, 2008

Dildominator

Dildominated, dildominating.
1. noun; A word refering to a dildo of a massive size; 2. verb; when a dildo is dominating a pussy of any kind, at a speed that that no man can compete with; 3. a vagina that can take any dildo, at any time;

1. My girl was in our room all day, using her dildominator.
2. my girlfriend was getting dildominated for about an hour last night.
3. i think my gay friend was dildominating last night.

by chickmagnet01010011 April 18, 2011

dildomites

Tiny little bugs that thrive on the filthy unwashed dildos of homeless tweakers (men or women).

You see all those dildomites on Amy's dildo? #nowwhatchagonedowithit

by The Hoboken Guido January 27, 2016

dildorino

A term frequently used to describe someone as dildo like. This is what separates the term from dick. Calling someone a dick is referencing that their behavior is alike that of male genitalia, or overall acting as if their intentions are to fuck someone over. A dildorino is a someone with behavior similar to that of a sex toy; they will never go out on their own to screw anyone, but as soon as someone wants to fuck someone over they will jump at the opportunity to help.

"Jamie you effing dildorino," Dan continued, "You knew that he was drawing that dick on my face, didn't you?"

by ThaBusterD July 5, 2016