Dildice

The art form of excreting feces into a condom (balloons are also used) freezing said condom, and than using the dildice as a pleasuring tool usually for the female specimen.

girl 1: I made a really lumpy dildice yesterday.

girl 2: ouch...mine was long and i shaped it before freezing.

by lednas May 10, 2010

dildock

Whimsical portmanteau of the words "dildo" and "cock". Used commonly as an insult or friendly soubriquet.

Tim: "Hey where'd you put the beer"
John: "In the fridge, where else? You fucking dildock!"

by cds333 November 20, 2014

dipdick

receiving oral sex from a tobacco chewer.

AWWWW me and knapp hooked up last night and i totes got some bad case of the dipdick.

by stonemartin January 16, 2009

Dipdick

When a guy sits on top of a girl and dips his dick in her mouth.

"Man, he just dipdicked her like I dip my chips."

by DipDicker505 October 13, 2017

dildicorn

A horse with a dildo taped to its head.

"what is that I think I saw a unicorn"
"no, it can't be"
"bro I think its a dildicorn"
"yes we finally saw one"

by littletomato October 30, 2018

Dindickled

It means your dick has turned into a pickle the size of a dinner plate

Connor : My dick is dindickled grandma!
Grandma : whoops

by pusseaterywelve July 31, 2019

Dilldick

A man who has a dill pickle dick head

He a dilldick head ass nigga

by Dwf621 January 18, 2021